Tips For Dogs

	American Cocker Spaniels of Kansas City
Your #1 Cocker Spaniel Dog Breeder in the Midwest

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW:
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
Baby lying on a blanket
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
Big dog sniffing the baby lying on a blanket
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
Dog smothering baby lying on a blanket
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
Dog lying with baby between both front paws and looking over him
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dog with left paw on shoulders leaning his head against the baby's
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you!